the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

  

abracafuku:

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

  

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

  

boatsthatfly:

boatsthatfly:

i just realized how funny it is that they literally just named it “The Pentagon”

“The Pentagon?”

“You know, the big one”

  

prokopetz:

CRPG dialogue tree essentials:

• Option that looks like it should back out of the current sub-tree, but actually terminates the conversation entirely
  
• Response that exists solely to get you yelled at
  
• Line that’s, like, way more critical of the NPC’s life choices than the clickable text would suggest
• Two identical replies, except for one of them you’re lying
  
• Non-repeatable event flag disguised as routine query about current events
  
• Disconcertingly abrupt sign-off
  
• Errant reference to cut content that will drive you nuts for days until you hit up a walkthrough to find out what you’re missing
  
• That one line there the VA is weirdly intense
• Seemingly innocuous remark with really high skill threshold for no obvious reason
• Rude
  

  

the-brawl-girl:

zadiest:

i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

  

bogleech:

waitingforthedoctorin221b:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

there are two kinds of people

Spy on bad people until you learn their deepest fears and confront them as a personalized bogeyman

crab

  

vaporwavesimulator:

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0